by Ucychirchh July 25, 2016

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

She had her tentacles in a little bit of everything.
by The Original Agahnim October 2, 2021

Me: Wow, this show makes me want to commit suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.
9 other people: same
Me: well then, lets have a tentacle suicide.
by bowgawa February 20, 2025

A monsterous creature that destroy u using tentacle reap. He will teleport behind u and send u to the shadow realm. He also slapped ur mom and steals ur girl.
He must be destroyed at all costs.
He must be destroyed at all costs.
by Big brain42069 April 4, 2019

by pootiluv45 January 22, 2019
