Grandpa face

An a female facial structure resembles that of a much older man. Grandpa face is especially prominent in the girl's nose and mouth. Thin, curling lips are common.

Many times, grandpa face is attempted to be hidden by excessive makeup and blonde hair.

Rostam: Man, that chick at the bar looks mad hot from the back

Ezra: Nah man, she has a totally grandpa face. I wouldn't hit that shit for nothin

Rostam: I heard that that, want to go smoke some dank bud?

by Rostamb February 19, 2010

Grandpa Knighting

When your grandpa knights you with his penis.

"Now son, it is important for you to hold still for your Grandpa Knighting"

by MKDS March 17, 2008

grandpa daddy

the salutation used by a child that is the result of father/daughter incestual sex.

woman; "you'd better not let grandpa daddy know we've been having sex!"

tween; "ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!"

by Paul J Parkinson August 31, 2006

grandpa hands

Grandpa hands is when you soak your hand in warm water for 20-30 minutes. When your hands are good and wrinkled you pleasure yourself, just like your grandpa used to.

Last night I sat in the hot tub to long so I thought I would take advantage of my grandpa hands and pleasure myself.

by mellow man 77 August 17, 2011

your grandpa

the next version of your face comments; commonly followed by the words "last night".

1: sprry, i was too busy last night
2: your mom was too busy last night
1: i was too busy with your grandpa last night

1: i was exhausted
2: your grandpa was exhausted last night

by Jillay December 7, 2006

grandpa boner

A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.

Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

uncle Grandpa

When your uncle gets married to yo grandma and is now your uncle grandpa.

yo who the fuck is that?

that’s my uncle grandpa you thot

by suckmymiddletoe November 7, 2018