the brains

Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.

Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."

by Jiub June 11, 2006

the blain-ige

a cool kid you could skate with for hours but is a man whore and might steal your girlfriend or just fuck her smokes lots of weed and is inconsiderate and think religion is controlled by the government

dude the blain-ige is so rad did you see him do that frontside flip?

by 321skaterkid March 23, 2009

The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

by minority426 December 24, 2009

To-the-Blaine

Celebratory catch phrase

I will be moving with my family to Michigan.

To-the-Blaine!

by Carla Maddie August 13, 2012

Rape the bain

1. To dominate a competition or event. ie- whitewash, clean sweep.

2. To monopolise a sought after item or purchase a complete stock.

1. a: Did you win the football game last night?
b: Raped the bain, 65-0.

2. a: Do you want me to buy all of them?
b: Yeah... Rape the bain.

by GerbilFX January 17, 2007

Bash the brains

Jack off vigorously.

Im gonna go bash the brains.

by Plagueis teh wise October 15, 2020

The David Blaine

When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!

I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!

by Soccer Kid12 June 21, 2010