Bakery

Rolls of skin on a fat person

"Yo is that Callum Ginnifer?" "Yeah look at his bakery"

by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023

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Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.

I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!

by QuacksO December 3, 2018

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Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.

"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!

by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018

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Bakery

When you finally go nuts and open a bakery to show people that your dissociative identity disorder (did)

Screwy Lewie couldn't cope in the real world, so he opened up a bakery and talks to the cupcakes and bagels

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

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Bakery

It's a music studio

I'll meet you at the bakery we gotta make some songs.

How many songs did you make at the bakery?

by Dusa Ninetyfirst September 15, 2022

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Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

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