Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes

Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!

by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018

Yeti Musk

The specific odour of yeti. Often found in dark woods, mountains, caves and brothels. The smell can be distinguished by its musky stench and it’s ability to arouse any nearby mammals. Does not relate to yowie musk.

Damn I dipped my fingers in yeti musk and I’ve been smelling like a yeti ever since

Have you seen Willie Nelson lately? He told me to throw some yeti musk on and now I can’t stop thinking about rooting mammals

Jesus boy, did you fuck some roadkill? Your dick smells like yeti musk

by Billy the exterminator May 12, 2021

shreddi the yeti

Large, friendly, furry animal known to giggle incessantly. Became extinct because it had no known skills. The final known Yeti died of peanut allergies after being shot by a security guard with a paintball gun.

Wow, man, you are as worthless as Shreddi the Yeti

by SaraFelp February 9, 2015

hairy yeti

It is when a woman if so hairy you can't find the vagina.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, I couldn't get past the hairy yeti."

by Super Hot Dave August 6, 2017

Yeti Dragon

Immediately after ejaculation from oral sex, the male recipient punches his partner in the stomach forcing him/her to vomit and cause the semen to spew out of their nose. Creating the effect of a Yeti/Dragon.

I punched that chick so hard she Yeti Dragoned all over my Star Wars pillow case.

by chefkatz April 12, 2012

trim the yeti

the act of having a significant other cut/buzz/shave the hair off of a man's back and/or shoulders.

I asked my wife if she had time to trim the yeti because i'm going swimming tomorrow.

by dscott April 23, 2006

sticky yeti

The act of cumming on a girls face and then putting her in the freezer for about 5 minutes and she comes out with frozen cum all over her face and angry like a yeti

Dude, you shouldve have seen the sticky yeti i pulled on Karly last night, boy was she angry.

by Elijah Gillette November 15, 2011