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spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.
Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007
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Spider

"All spiders can block flyers.
All spiders have some green in them.
Unless they are nifty artifact mecha-spiders.
All spiders have toughness greater than their power. Their power is at least 1.
All spiders should cost five or less. And if it's cost is five, the spider should be ridiculous. Four, really, seems like it should be market price for a solid spider, and three for a pretty good one. But definitely not more than five.
All spiders will make the cut in your sealed deck, assuming you are playing Green.
All spiders have the creature type - spider."

-jon becker
Whiplash Spider
by JVL -boab April 20, 2011
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Spider

Something you run the hell away from, and no one knows why.
noun: WTF is that i spider!? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT!
by Professor Yeeticus March 11, 2019
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Spider

1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.

2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.
Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!

Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!
by kefeinberger November 23, 2014
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Spider

Eight-legged demon created in the depths of hell.
Holy shit there’s a spider on my wall.
by SpooderEl September 14, 2019
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Spider

A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.

Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.
by Continuum muunitnoC August 26, 2008
mugGet the Spidermug.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

a literal masterpiece, literally no one expected it to be this good
have you watched spider-man: into the spider-verse yet?
by YouGotCoconutMalled January 25, 2022
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