penis

a penis is what a trangender has and what someone with no bitchs dosn't have

yo mom how did u give birth to me when u have a penis

by bigboyondrugs March 25, 2022

Penis

You are a six year old typing this

Kid: lets type penis on urban dictionary
Principal: the fuck is wrong with you

by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022

Penis

The best.

I love penis!

by Simonisbirk235 February 10, 2019

penis

a wigliy jigaly dildo

i want penis

by bitchler August 3, 2021

penis

Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.

Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"

Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.

by Pink Knickerz January 5, 2004

peni

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".

Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?

by atemperman January 24, 2004

penis

P.E.N.I.S. Paternal Egg Nourishing Insertion System

The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.

by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008