Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.

Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run

by Farkle Safari January 4, 2019

Mouthwashing

To avoid taking responsibility for one's actions, often stemming from delusion—but occasionally driven by deliberate evasion.

The term originates from the indie game 'MOUTHWASHING', created by the indie company 'Wrong Organ', where one of the characters consistently avoided taking responsibility for their mistakes.

E.g.
"You should stop Mouthwashing and admit to your mistakes already."
"Mouthwashing!" (Exclaimed when witnessing someone dodge accountability.)
"I don't like name, they're always Mouthwashing."

by The Original Little User January 26, 2025

Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.

My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!

by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021

Curly (Mouthwashing)

He is 40ish, all you need to know is that he was the captain of the Tuplar, Mouth washing (game). AND he is a bitch for not stopping Jimmy from crashing the ship and getting blamed for it while basically being a living crisp. He witnesses everyone get killed (and eats his leg) and then gets into the freeze pod that will most likely never get discovered.

"Curly (Mouthwashing) is my favorite character of mouthwashing"
NO HE IS NOT!!!! You clearly just feel bad he got burnt. He could've confronted Jimmy (Mouthwashing) about raping Anya (Mouthwashing)

by Femtalover January 2, 2025

Mouthwash Martini

When you put hand sanitizer in your mouth and make out with the person next to you

Hey do you want a mouthwash martini

by Winner9956 January 17, 2022

Whores mouthwash

A beer, or any other alcoholic beverage used to chug after having performed his or her duties

"That whore sucked me up and swallowed. So I gave her a beer to wash it down. "
"Ah, a whores mouthwash."

"Yeah."

by DelGatoVerde July 2, 2017

Mouthwashing

When you have cotton mouth from smoking weed and you wash it down with alcohol and you get a little drunk but more high.

"I was in the woods smoking with Billy last weekend and we didn't have water, only busch so I was mouthwashing that shit"

by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018