Lan Qiren

A character from the novel Mo Dao Zu Shi by the author MXTX. Also known as Lan Wangji's hot uncle; he's strict and an asshole sometimes but he ain't do anything wrong.

"Do you know who Lan Qiren is??" "My husband duh.."

by sinatoynamahalnamahalka October 11, 2021

LAN Trolled

When someone makes a blatantly incorrect statement and tries to play it off as trolling.

Keith: I digress
Mike: Do you even know what that means?
Keith: It means to disagree
Mike: No it doesn't
Keith: Trolled
Mike: Wow I just got LAN trolled

by ehFk June 9, 2011

LAN-lag

when traveling from country with hi-speed internet to lower one, you'll experience a LAN-lag, that's frustrating!

wtfg, I open Google with no delay in Japan but now I gotta wait 5 seconds! I think I got LAN-lag

by jojomlahs August 8, 2010

LAN hoedown

See LAN hootenanny.
Can be used as an arguement against the term LAN hootenanny.

Btone: We's gone have us a LAN hootenanny!!!

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: LAN hootenanny

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: hootenanny

etc.

by Btone June 22, 2005

lan tiu

A combination of 'lan' and 'tiu'. Literally, it means penis fuck.

Jack couldn't score a strike while bowling. He turned to Sanagi and shouted "LAN TIU", to which Sanagi smiled back at him.

by The Black Jack September 30, 2007

Do it on LAN

Also what n00bs say when they get owned on net, and need to find some excuse

***1337 Player owns n00b with a headshot from glock (legit netcode)
n00b : WTF? thats BS, U CHEATER, DO IT ON LAN!

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Do it on LAN

another excuse people use when they get severely owned.

OMG sif you can hs me in a fully open space when your guarding that area and i make enough noise to drown out a coal train at full speed...do it on lan coding fag

by Anonymous March 19, 2003