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goose

Pronounced ‘goo-s’. a gorgeous creation that should be protected and worshiped by all of man kind.
omg it’s goose wkishwjqidjnskdfh’
by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019
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Goose

A goose that can steal literally ANY object that you are holding and you can't kill him.
Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?

Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!
by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019
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Goose it

- goose it -
Verb: to goose

: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*

*fire*

*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”

And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 19, 2023
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Goose

Delicious food and the only thing from Canada I really do not like. It can't at all sing like Alanis Morissette, and that woman has a very angelic voice
by Suckin' on the Dictionary August 3, 2018
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Goose

Some very angry Canadian birds popularized through a game and memes.
Mess with Honk Goose and you get the bonk
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goose

Just a normal animal...

Or is it?
Mess with the honk , you get the bonk!
Little Timmy: omg look mom a goose.
Mom: TIMMY HE HAS A FUCKING BASEBALLBAT RUN.
Duck: peace was never an option. Honk Honk
by toast_reboot August 3, 2023
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Goosing

Goosing 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb up the ass anus, catch the girl by surprise and she'll scream like a goose.
"Man, I was goosing jenny so hard last night. She'll be eating bread for a week"
by couchdog August 7, 2014
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