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The Bible

If I had to describe life in 783,137 words it would look something like this.... I might need an editor...
Hym "The Bible works pretty well but it violates the basic premise of the game. You're using someone else's answers to the test."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2022
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read the bible

reading the bible is nothing other than fucking with your loved ones <33
for example:

"wanna read the bible tonight?"

"ofc babe I'll be there in 5 minutes"
by defnoturgirl January 8, 2022
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the bobble head

the trick guys do to get their bitch off their back
during some conversation i decided to use the bobble head technique
by ddub90 February 19, 2007
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The Bible

The only book in the world that nobody has read cover to cover
Person 1: Have you finished the bible?
Person 2: no one has...
by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020
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The Bible

Not referring exactly to the book of Christianity, which has some coincidences with historical facts, has told some good manners (and some others that chain you to exclusively find God instead of you and your family and surroundings' happiness) but has a vast majority of fantasy, rhetoric, prejudice, homophobia, sexism hate and mental manipulation that can only be done by the man itself; referring to the "in-Urban Dictionary" definitions, that kind of description that has more downvotes than upvotes no matter if the opinion is for or against the book.
Hey, I am just reading the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus for "The Bible" and I realized there are a majority of definitions that have more dislikes than approvals! But... Oh look! These both definitions were written the same month and year, one is against the book and the other supports it. The first one, in favour, has 134 likes and 370 dislikes; and the other that is against, has 230 votes up and 420 votes down.

What the HELL!!
by Teh Wolfboy January 24, 2018
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The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”
“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful
by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021
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the bible

something people exaggerate over
its all fictional
im from Romania and the word "The Bible" annoys me every fucking day
by BoarLoL August 17, 2022
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