A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.
Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!
Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!
Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?
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One of the bestest friends you could ever have on the face of this planet , he is smart and kind and even thou he has been replaced before he doesnt deserve it . For once you meet the real him you will become closer then family even if your really really weird he wont judge . He's nice to be around and will take care of you even if you dont want to be , thats jsut how good of a boyfriend/ friend he is , he can tell how youre feeling just from your tone (even if you try to hide it believe me ive tired). He can be a hand full from time to time but he just needs some one to talk to and dsome one to be there. Even though he'll most likely deny it Hes adorible , loveable, smart , funny , a joy ot be aaround , and an all aaround good friend/guy , Love ya tylander x3
One of the bestest friends you could ever have on the face of this planet , he is smart and kind and even thou he has been replaced before he doesnt deserve it . For once you meet the real him you will become closer then family even if your really really weird he wont judge . He's nice to be around and will take care of you even if you dont want to be , thats jsut how good of a boyfriend/ friend he is , he can tell how youre feeling just from your tone (even if you try to hide it believe me ive tired). He can be a hand full from time to time but he just needs some one to talk to and dsome one to be there. Even though he'll most likely deny it Hes adorible , loveable, smart , funny , a joy ot be aaround , and an all aaround good friend/guy , Love ya tylander x3
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Mercy : Thats my best friend Tylander
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Mercy : Thats my best friend Tylander
Lvl 250+ They even have matching skins
Lvl 100+ DAMN thats some good friend ship
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