Mr. Tetrault

Built Like The miner from Clash Royale someone needs to buff his hairline.

Jaxon - Hey did you see Mr. Tetrault, his hairline is buggin jit!
Lil Jamie - period Heather!! BLM#wap

by Average Mr. S enjoyer January 11, 2022

textapathy

When someone sends you a text, and you fail to have any interest in encouraging a long 'text' conversation.

Person 1: hey, I've had the worst week ever... I'm about to flip my shit. Uggghhhhhhh... anyways, what's going on with you?

Person 2: nada.

Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.

Person 2: nope.

Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."

Person 2: oh, that sucks.

Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?

Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.

by udftw January 17, 2009

Tetralogy

The word overly sensitive linguists and people with a fixed attitude to language use (or pretensious posh people) use instead of quadrilogy, because quadrilogy is a mixture of Latin and Greek and therefore awfully awkward to say, darling.

Tetralogy is a word that means 'a series of four.'

Eg, "have you see any of the Alien tetralogy, I thought they were all totally nauseating, yah."

by SpiceofLife June 26, 2014

textantrum

A temper tantrum delivered to its audience via text message.

Sorry about that embarrassing textantrum I sent you the other day.

by ™Mule September 8, 2011

textable

Adjective, refers to when a person is able to communicate via means of text messaging.

A: I'm going to camp for a few days
B: Will you be textable?
A: Yeah, dude, unlimited texts.

by The Kaucasian September 11, 2007

Tetra

Mathematically known as four.

There are tetra angles in this formation.

by SCTetra February 27, 2009

textacre

to send a ridiculous amount of texts to the same person in a matter of minutes

man 1:have you heard from john? ...i havent been able to get thru to him since his breakup with jenny

man2: oh you didnt hear?..jenny has been textacreing him

by billy goat jr March 12, 2009