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tenutbi

ribcages, hookers, creepers, douchebags and fishbowls
omg that chick is such a tenutbi!!
by zookie_szew March 30, 2008
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tongue you down

Kissing and then suddenly sticking your tongue in the others mouth (other is usually surprised) and down their throat.
John said to his girlfriend 'im going to tongue you down' as they were kissing.
by darkdude122 March 28, 2015
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Sachin Tendulkar

The Greatest Batsman of all time. Has been playing for over 20 years. Made his debut at the age of 16. Highest score in ODIs: 200* off only 147 balls, against South Africa in 2010. Most test centuries (47), most ODI centuries (46), most runs in tests (13,447), most runs in ODIs (17,594).

Has scored hundreds against all Test playing nations, with the most hundreds coming against Australia (10), the undisputed number one test team of the 90s and 00s.

Went through an appalling phase in the mid 2000s, when he suffered from a tennis elbow. Critics were quick to rip into him(Ian Chappell and Sanjay Manjrekar), who called for his retirement and referred to him as living in delusion. Given a return to amazing form since 2007/2008 though, they are now eating their words.

As of March 2010, has scored 4 Test Centuries on the trot.

His only competition is Donald Bradman, considered the greatest of all time, with an average of 99.94.

But did Bradman face McGrath, Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis, Muralitharan, Shane Warne, Heath Streak, Dale Steyn, Brett Lee, Shoaib Akhtar, Allan Donald, Curtly Ambrose, Courtney Walsh at their peak? Did Bradman bat for over 20 years, and play ODI and T20 cricket along with Tests (which included rest days back then).

Nasser Hussain, Richard Hadleee, Sunil Gavaskar, Tony Greig and the whole of India regard him as being the greatest of all time.

Richie Benuad regards him as being the best since Bradman.
Matthew Hayden: I have seen GOD , he bats at no.4 for india in Tests. (on Sachin Tendulkar)
by DonBradman March 9, 2010
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tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.
Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!
by romdo308 October 6, 2013
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Tenku

An alternative spelling of "Thank You" made up by Sandra during conversation
Sandra: "O tenku!"
Blake: "huh??"
by BlakeLibely December 1, 2013
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Tongue-Worthy

A particularly provocative, shapely, angelic-looking woman, whom you'd not only love to perform oral sex on as long as it takes for her to climax , but whom you would LOVE to perform oral sex on for as long as it takes her to climax for the rest of your lives together.
Kathy: -I waxed today. You like?-

Joseph: "It looks beautiful! Oh, my Love , you are such a tongue-worthy little beast!"
by Chad5500 June 13, 2014
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tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue
Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm
by BABOO September 20, 2014
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