television

Shit that only lazy/ameri cunts watch. The problem is, we don't fucking NEED television.

Television is for Americans aka lazy people.

by Anonymous July 28, 2004

television doppelganger

A television character doppelganger. It's said that every one of us has one.

Catherine from CSI is totally her television doppelganger.

by coffee mug June 10, 2005

television

A device that causes attention deficit...um whatever...yeah, so like i was watching friends the other night and....

Why were we so surprised on 9/11? Because we watch too much television!

by TiberiusJulius February 21, 2005

television

A complicated device that is used to brodcast propaganda to all children of a small stature and young unscathed minds. Also used to rot and/or melt older more advanced persons minds to a point of oozing out of the nose area.

Bob, the 22 year old man, was watching television as his brain started to run out of his nose.
Johny joined the voted for Ralph Nater as his mind was taken over by the green party's evil, sinister propaganda comercial scam.

by Scott Anderson December 30, 2003

televisiphonernetting

clever piece of marketing by comcast. it highlights being on the phone, online, and watching tv simultaneously. in 2007, this approach targets the bottom of the market to go digital- dial-up is over for the rest of us.

This term is not to be confused with innovative langauage and terminology that originates from the people, this one arrived via commercial dissemination.

yo, dj'you hit that last night?

I televisiphonernetted the heck.

I know that's right.

what?

("televisiphonernetting" is gerund form)

by your-MFbff-jill September 8, 2007

pure television

That feeling that life is imitating television instead of the other way around. When the lighting and circumstances, and occasionally music and costume seem to obey the laws of some preternatural executive producer in the sky and subjects become witness to their lives in much the same way that they would witness a film or television show. Even when alone individuals in the thralls of "pure television" will act. It's fun when it only happens once in a while and one doesn't realize what's happened until after the fact, but if you're aware of it as it's happening? Self Hating Terror or Blissed Out Egomania are almost always the result.

(To a friend, Point out man on the subway whose clothes, hair, accessories, body language and facial grooming scream television): See that guy over there? How post modern - he's pure television!

by Anemone September 19, 2005

facebook television

Person creates a new picture or pictures everyday and puts them on facebook. This making a series of show for you to follow. Props include any thing seen from day to day living. Make up and hair dye to go with the costume. So busy with their series, the person may neglect to see any type of reality around them.. if a whore, will not clean the house, because she does not have money to buy for cleaning supplies or instruments. Very dramatic postings will depict each scene of the day. Person will be sucked into their facebook show so much, they are absolutely insecure without the feedback to keep them artificially comfortable in their piggish sludge surroundings.

Tiff started her facebook television series "My God, I am a oog boogy doll and constantly lash out."

We all got to exhibit Benn's facebook television series. But towards the end we were disappointed to find strange articles of dirty clothing laying around in randomn places along with other various items.. also some very weird stains on a blacking carpet. Last but not least grudge and shit all over the kitchen...

by what the fuck seriously March 20, 2011