Teboho

She is beautiful and short. She has amazing lips and eyes and her dark skin just shines like pearls. She isn’t liked by many until they get to know
Her.

Teboho is so annoying.

by A girl with a flat ass November 12, 2019

tetlow

Tetlow is the coolest possible person to be, in the world.
Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.

"Wow, that guy is so hot, almost as hot as Tetlow"

"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"

"I want to be Tetlow"

"I want to shag Tetlow"

"I LOVE TETLOW."

by this cool girl May 27, 2008

Teblowing

1) Showing massive, homo-enhanced love for Tim Tebow to the point where you would blow him, no matter the performance.

"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"

"Chill bro, you're totally Teblowing him right now."

by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011

teflon

Teflon is solid with an extremely low coefficient of friction. It is commonly used as a nonstick coating for pans. There are many misconceptions about teflon. Although it IS used on armor-piercing rounds, it does not provide ANY of the armor-piercing capabilities. The BULLET is hardened steel. The teflon coating is used ONLY to protect the rifling of the gun's barrel. Also it is NOT bullet proof. Kevlar is the material used in bulletproof vests. "Bullet-proof ballistic nylon" is a freakin trademark used for luggage. Although rap is pleasant to listen to, please turn elsewhere for your education.

If you own a vest made of "bullet-proof ballistic nylon" please allow me to personally shoot you to demonstrate its lack of protection against penetration. However, I can make a nice omelet on your otherwise useless clothing.

Maybe some idiots think that teflon is bulletproof because bullets "won't stick to them". Morons.

by Dr. Reggy Reins September 1, 2005

Teflon Schlong

A penis belonging to a dude that no matter how many chicks he bangs he never gets a STD!

That dude has banged so many chicks and not even a drip! He must have a Teflon schlong!!

by rwalk June 23, 2016

Tebowbagging

The combination of the popular celebrations of Tebowing and teabagging. In this you drop to one knee in prayer for your accomplishment while also dropping your nutsack on the face of the person your victory came at the expense of. This celebration allows you to fulfill your commitment to the Lord all the while showing your opponent who is boss.

The tight end could be seen Tebowbagging the safety that blew the coverage after his game-winning 50 yard touchdown reception.

by shoujoboy January 2, 2012

tabloid puppet

A tabloid puppet is a person who uses the mainstream media as their main source for information on political and entertainment matters. This person will believe almost anything, even the most ignorant rumors and slanderous lies, as long as its on TV or in a magazine, without any factual proof.

Tabloid puppets do not ever research and investigate the information that the media claims is true, which is usually half of the time fact mixed with rumor, false information, and random shit someone made off their head. Because of this, tabloid puppets can be very politically unaware and base their conclusions off of false affirmations. Tabloid puppets do not question what is said on their TVs or in the magazines, on the contrary, they spread the information to friends and colleagues.

Most tabloid puppets are educated through the brainwashing minds of CNN and FOX News and other various news networks. The more ignorant, gullible tabloid puppets usually watch shows such as "Entertainment Tonight", "Access Hollywood" and "TMZ". Don't get me started on magazines, those are even worse.

Unfortunately, the majority of the American public are tabloid puppets, and such make poor conclusions daily on politicians, celebrities, and other prominent figures shown in the mass media.

"Dude, did you know that Angelina Jolie said she is running for president?!!"

"Wow dude, you're such a tabloid puppet."

"I told my mom that the President was caught looking at this girl's ass, and she called me a tabloid puppet."

by iSpeakSmart July 29, 2009