Tear cheek

to run so fast, in so that your ass-cheeks pound at such a rate that they tear each other up

"The jockeys were coming for me, so I needed to tear cheek to the principals office for safety like a little bitch"

by The weapon of Ass destruction January 21, 2015

Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged

His feelings are very tear-felt

by TheOne429 March 19, 2015

Tear gassed

When you are smoking a blunt/ joint,

when puffing said items, the smoke on the lit end abrasively hovers in and around your eyes thus temporarily causing teary eyes, stinging and/ or involuntary eye closing/ rubbing .

i had the blunt in my lips, i was reading and I tear gassed my self so badly, i had to close and rub my eyes to make the stinging and tears stop.

by SecretProverbs May 31, 2018

tear a skunk apart

to celebrate an occasion using an online video communication platform

We gonna tear a skunk apart on Zoom this New Year's Eve!

by minorsurgeon March 23, 2021

Tear off a log

When you get so angry you poop?

You make me so mad I'm going to tear off a log!

by ajrizzler April 20, 2021

tear the arse out of it

To make the most out a situation in such a way as to piss people off. To milk it, to take the piss.

He got a cushy number but he had to go and tear the arse out of it, so he got sacked.

by Spadgetastic October 28, 2007

tear gas

the act of farting in the palm of your hand and closing it very tightly so no substance comes out,then when some poor shmuck is not ready for it you unleash the gas from your kung-fu grip directly into the face of your victim.if done correctly you will bring tears to the eyes of the recevier.in some cases of tear gasing but very rare the victim will pass out.

hey chuck give your girlfriend betty a tear gasing!it might get her to finally shut up!

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005