Orphan Tears

The name of the song that the cartoon band "Your Favorite Martian" created

My favorite song is Orphan Tears by Your Favorite Martian

by Radin Happier June 29, 2022

tear orgy

A group of people crying at the same time.

Reality TV when all the women in the family start crying at the same time over some stupid emotional crap they're having a tear orgy.

by sexpantherpaulpark January 13, 2014

dick tear

dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.

him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?

her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?

him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.

her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.

by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010

vanilla tears

The act of blowing your load on a girl's face below her eyes resulting in vanilla tears

Last night Keri gave me some crazy head and I busted my load on her face and that girl was crying vanilla tears.

by Jake Bust Nuts February 9, 2014

manly tears

Tears shed by men. Extremely powerful.

Big Boss shed manly tears over the grave of the Boss.

by realcheney June 29, 2008

Love tears

When your bae or your OTP does something so cute it causes tears to come to your eyes because you love them so much

The way he looked at me caused me to cry love tears.

by Okaylikewut April 3, 2015

Dick Tears

You dick starts to cry from the emotional overload.

Andrew: God I can feel my dick tears edging from that sweet loli.

by ChesterTM April 27, 2015