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Teabag

Verb - To dip one's clock weights into another's mouth.
Dude, I totally teabagged that chick from the bar last night!
by Echo 10 November 13, 2006
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putting your balls on someones forehead or in there mouth
by nick April 16, 2005
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A dip pouch or a portion of snus
I ran out of cigarettes, can I get one of your teabags?
by Gringo the Clown September 6, 2010
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TeaBag

1. A small paper bag used to dispurse tea flavoring throughout a boiling pot of water.

2.To run your nutsack across an unsuspecting victim's face
1."Honey, when the water starts to boil, throw in a teabag"

2."When Joey fell today, I got him so bad with a major teabag"
by DoucewaffleMckuntnugget May 30, 2009
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A method of birth control. This is when a man inserts his "sack" into hot water of a bathtub for at least a minute. This effectively kills all the sperms inside (as they only live under a very strict temperature range). The man then proceeds with intercourse not having to worry about getting the woman pregnant.
John's girlfriend asked John if he could please get her pregnant. John didn't want to be a father, so he told his girlfriend "yes" but made sure to teabag himself without letting his girlfriend know prior to intercourse.
by Dalios March 13, 2011
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I am thirsty. Oh, why Santosh could help you out with that! Right, Teabag?
by solar3 July 18, 2009
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To slap your ballsack against the head of a bald man.
See that bald guy over there? He's just waiting to be teabagged.
by Van Damsel April 21, 2008
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