texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.

Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.

by really99 May 13, 2014

Taterbaste

Rubbing your ball sack in mashed potatoes

I taterbasted my ball sack in the mashed potatoes at my family's thanksgiving dinner

by Matt512143 October 2, 2015

toasturbate

Masturbation with lots of butter melted from friction.

"Girl, can you please help me clean up? I just toasturbated."

"Well, at least clean-up will taste good..."

by CosmicFiend April 4, 2016

Tatebate

When you get a lot of calls from someone trying to sell you a product or an annoying recruiter.

Fuck this recruiter won't leave us alone, me and Daisuke got tatebated!

by mikedough March 26, 2018

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

Taterbaked

The combination of tatered and baked to discribe the stoned person who is beyond tatered and also beyond baked to be used only after dabs, wax or vape form of pot smoking.

"Dude I got so taterbaked lastnight after I tryed my new vapeerizer i couldnt even talk.

by threeskidrow November 17, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019