Mobile Task Force

The best combative department in the SCP Foundation. Gets to contain and locate cool anomalies as well as use a wide variety of toys like flamethrowers, paralyzing gas, and top-of-the-line night vision.

The Mobile Task Force is the most chad combative department. The Security Department doesn't have a thing on us.

by Inariono August 26, 2019

Il Task Force

Loosely translated into English as "The Task Force", IL TASK FORCE was a group of Italian-American and Italian-American appreciators who fought and caused crime throughout the world. Although the group was formed in the beginning of the 21st century in the suburban town of Islip Terrace, the members have since began traversing the globe on solo careers. It is rumored that every once and again the members are all in Islip Terrace at the same time. If such conditions arise, it is said that Luna Pop ratings and wine sales skyrocket, and a warm blanket of joy covers the corners of town.

Fuck, I was really looking forward to having zeppolis at CAFE BAR but il task force ate 5 trays of them before they left the kitchen! I wish I was in il task force.

Ho Andato

I asked one of the member of il task force how they managed to goof off all year and still maintain a steady 150 average in class, but he just slapped me in the face with a warm ravioli. Boy, I wish one of them would give me an Italian Parkjob already!

by Vinny Bag-a Doughnuts October 4, 2009

joint task force

a task force compiled of magical weed-smoking umpa lumpa midgets that will come to your house and roll joints for you - some of the fattest, juiciest joints you will ever see. They come without you having to say a word, just the thought of weed and wrapping paper makes them show (it's like they can smell wrapping paper and weed).

"dude did the joint task force already come?"

"yup"

"Damn man!! I was hoping I'd see them in action"

by Mr. Po'd Up May 1, 2009

multi-tasking

the act of taking a crap and whacking off at the same time, to save time.

jeff was crunched for time so he decided to give multi-tasking a chance to save time.

by afrothunda May 28, 2006

windows task manager

to end things

or show every task

pls use windows task manager to end windows explorer.

by tre2012 September 6, 2015

multi-task dating

Regularly dating multiple women at the same time. Generally with each of them understanding your not in a committed relationship. As opposed to playing a group of women in which they have no idea.

lol ok my phrase but people are starting to use it and i wanted to make sure everyone knew it was mine.

While multi-task dating, I Ballanced four women at a time. Of course the goal for multi-task dating has always been 7, one lady for every night of the week.

by abysswanderer December 6, 2006

Challenge Coin Tasks

Challenge Coin Tasks are the things you have to do to fulfill your obligation to the cadet who gave you the Coin. Mine was to ask each cadet in my graduating class if I could suck their dick and swallow their load while I jacked off and blew my load.

When I go to the cadet showers every morning, I look for guy's who haven't taken care of their morning wood and are walking around with raging boners. Then I fall to my knees in front of their hard-on -- they usually say "go for it!" - I do and complete one of my Challenge Coin Tasks!

by USAF Cadet January 15, 2021