Traffic DJ 

A traffic DJ plays loud music in his car, usually rap, with his sunroof down and all his windows open. Especially annoying during heavy traffic commutes.

I had to drive an entire hour in a traffic jam next to a traffic DJ. It sucked.

Traffic DJ by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019

traffic sunburn 

A condition which typically affects the arm which sits on the driver's side window when the windows are rolled down. The driver will notice that one arm is more dark than the other after sitting for long periods of time in heavy traffic. It's most often found in metropolitan areas during the late-Spring/Summer months.

I was driving home from work but I got stuck behind a parade maker who was driving by a road work site. I sat in traffic for over an hour and got a traffic sunburn.

traffic sunburn by m1keh4wk April 17, 2009

Traffic Study

A malicious payback that blows up in your face and ruins your career while leaving the intended victim unscathed.

"I don't know what makes a legitimate traffic study," New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said today at a press conference at the State House in Trenton. Bill Baroni, Christie's deputy executive director at the Port Authority, produced data that was "evidence" of a traffic study, Christie said today, but he doesn't know "the nuance of what constitutes a traffic study or not." The emails that emerged yesterday further support the widespread belief that the illusory traffic study was an after-the-fact fig leaf covering Baroni's role in an act of political retaliation directed at Fort Lee mayor Mark Sokolich, whose constituents were worst affected by the closure.

Traffic Study by Joey Tee 407 January 9, 2014

Traffic Cone Lover

Somebody who is obsessed or loves Traffic Cone pictures depicting underage prepubescent Traffic Cones, not always in sexual situations.

I love cones, i want to have intercourse with Traffic Cones

Me : i want to fuck cones > Traffic Cone Lover

Traffic Cone Lover by Christoper Bootylicuous May 4, 2019

traffic jam 

when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.

hey did bob text you? .. no theres a traffic jam going on

traffic jam by fpf! December 6, 2010

Traffic Jam 

When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.

That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.

Traffic Jam by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011

traffic jamming 

When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.

I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.

traffic jamming by chuckgregory February 24, 2010