tony blair 

The unfunny side kick of that famous comedy double act Bush & Blair.
Where as George is a comic genius and everything he says or does has everybody crying with laughter, Tony is just rubbish. His idea of a joke is to pass laws to forbid displaying Christmas decorations in school in case it may offend a child who is not a Christian.
He is a worthless piece of shit, who is sending his country to the wall and the sooner we get rid of him the better!
When he does go the slimy bastard will give himself a knighthood so people will call him Sir when he goes on the lecture trail in the U.S.A.

Tony Blair...... "oh you can not say girl any more it is not Politically correct! You have to say female member of the human race or else you will go to prison."
Man....." FUCK OFF Blair you stupid cock sucker!"

tony blair by Subbaka January 15, 2007

Tony Blair 

1. A man who has the look of the insane in his eyes.
2. An elected leader with contempt for democracy
3. A person who seeks to bring about a dictatorship where you can be imprisoned without committing any crime at all (but you may in the future)
4. A man who wishes to spy on, and accumalate the most intimate details of each citizen, in order to exercise ever increasing state control - see Orwell

1. That blokes a bit of a Tony Blair
2. Damn, they just Tony Blair'd elections and parliamentary debate.
3. John got Tony Blair'd the other day, they thought he might commit a crime next week so they locked him up for five years.
4. My boss spies on me while I am in the toilet, bit of a Tony Blair that man.

Tony Blair by In despair January 18, 2007

Tony Blair 

Sadly the leader of the UK.
Is singlehandedly responsible for the fact that the UK is torn from bieng one of the most powerful countries in the world to a mixture of a state in the USA and a 'state' of europe
Is responsible for the downfall of the England. Making anyone patriotic slightly embarrased.
Can be found sat on the hand of ventrilliquist George Dubya.
Is also responsible for around 300 deaths of British soldiers in Iraq, a war America decided would be appropriate, and Tony thought we would tag along for the hell of it. Note most of the soldiers were shot in friendly fire.
Hates the English, but loves there money. Allows people from the country we are fighting against to live here, off tax payers money in council houses.
Will be to blame if the UK is over taken by islam.
See. puppet, idoit, twat, moron, brown noser.

Aide: Sir, Whats your agenda for today then.

Tony Blair: Well I'm not sure, if you'd like to speak to Georgey see what he's up to. But how do you think Cherie would look in this Bhurka? I'm thinking about moving to scotland and converting to islam. Oh. And how are brussels coming along with the Queen's assasination?

Tony Blair by Megzy July 16, 2007

Tony Blair 

An intelligence officer who got his facts wrong.

George W. Bush did the Tony Blair thing!

Tony Blair by Kayserili November 2, 2003

tony blair 

Proof that we evolved from monkeys.

Tony Blair vindicated Darwin.

tony blair by ICanHazAbortionz? January 20, 2009

Tony Blair 

A man who believes in invisible weapons of mass destruction. Now he has become a Roman Catholic and believes in an invisible God.

Tony Blair could may well have a mental health issue concerning seeing invisible things but people seem to still believe in him.

These Weapons of mass destruction have Tony Blair's name on them.

"Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?"

Tony Blair by salina111 December 1, 2010

Tony Blair 

(Noun) an all night bender where you literally fuck shit up and don't care where you end up or what you do

Yo cuz you up for a tony Blair?
Yh g lets go fuck shit up

Tony Blair by WaveyDon999 July 24, 2016