toffer

Victorian lower-class slang for "a superior whore".

Well aren't you a muliebrious lil toffer.

by Kal-38 April 14, 2009

melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009

tofi

Thin on the Outside but Fat on the Inside.

for those skinny people who
eat ALOT but it never shows.

they are pretty damn lucky if u ask me.

damn, look at that tofi eat. how can she fit so much food into such a small body?!

by ejoy6 January 2, 2007

TOFTT

Take One For The Team

by Enrico October 2, 2003

Tofarati

Tofarati is a very talented person and usually very communicative.

A tofarati is usually very trustworthy and usually lives life to the fullest

my son's name is tofarati.

Tofarati is my best friend.

I would love to be a tofarati.

by Uhrah April 25, 2017

Coffee Toffee

Fecal waste that is a direct by-product of and is triggered by coffee consumption. Typically the passing of a Coffee Toffee follows a complete cup of coffee but in some the urge to defecate can become overpowering even part way through their cup.

noun: After downing a latte with her lunch, Sophie found herself holding up the restroom cue as she dumped a massive coffee toffee into her work toilet, leaving a damning skid mark in its wake.

verb: Pablo rued the day he drank 7 double espressos. Not only did he have great difficulty sleeping that night, he coffee-toffeed all afternoon, much to the disdain of his room-mates.

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 17, 2009

Tofu-Dashikiist

A person that thinks that putting on African clothes, adoptng a lunchbox superhero sounding African name, eating vegan food, and spelling Africa with a "k" instead of a "c" will turn them into Cleopatra or Shaka Zulu.

I'm sorry, but I've been to Africa. Africa is not a monolith. You can save your tofu-dashikiist rhetoric for someone who doesn't take the time to study REAL African history.

by I Hate Pimps October 6, 2009