Throat slammer

the act of choking yourself while masturbating profusely

"That guy did a hardcore throat slammer last night"

"Yeah, he almost ran out of breath"

by Throat slammer December 25, 2009

Throat Relish

When you inhale hard through your nose and your snot gets sucked into your throat.

"Dude, why are you coughing like that?"
"I gotta get rid of this throat relish."

by Fuchia September 19, 2012

Throat Shitter

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.

A reliable server messes up once.

Sam: This server is so fucking shit!

Sam is a throat shitter.

by Karot March 8, 2013

throat whacking

Slightly or firmly pinching the esophagus while making an "ahh" sound. Usually to identify other friends or familiar peers in school or any public place

Hahah, did you hear Brykan throat whacking in the auditorium today?

by JokazINC December 16, 2015

Throat Culture

An aggressive ass blow job that is so bad and good at the same time that you switch gender, sexuality, religion and culture all at the same time.

Oh Kenzie is so good at that throat culture!

by cockblock_3000 December 2, 2016

throat gonorrhea

A raging infectious virus that affects the throat. It is believed to have been incubated by an Amazon ginger with freakishly large hands feet and ears. She resembles a former professional wrestler.

Man don't mess around with that amazon bitch she will give you the throat gonorrhea!

by BB _Wolf May 2, 2020

Throat Whipping

The act of pulsating your throat muscles rapidly to simulate whiplash-like convulsions on a penis.

"Hey Bobby."
"Yeah?"
"I finally got the wife to try out Throat Whipping."
"Nice."

by Primordial Throat Whipper December 28, 2022