Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.
Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice
by nickh959 September 03, 2009
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Grapefruit Technique

Its where you cut a hole in a grapefruit and sell it on EBay for 25$
by LittleShitIsMyCat November 19, 2018
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grapefruit technique

a way to successfully study for a final exam utilizing the prominent citrus scent of the grapefruit
"Yo I'm so gonna pass this test because I used the grapefruit technique!"
by zepurplepanda January 10, 2017
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masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.
John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques
by Vaillanco May 20, 2014
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The Anirudh technique

Basically a very gay way of making a sandwich by which the person doing it applies everything with his dick.
Lewis made a sandwich using The Anirudh technique
by Ricesanwhich4 March 30, 2018
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The Sailboat Technique

When an circumstanced male grips the tip of his foreskin, and the bottom of his ballsack and tugs in opposite direction, thus creating a triangle shape similar to the sail of a boat.
Dude bro 1: "My girlfriend caught me doing the sailboat technique, she hasn't talked to me in a week."
Dude bro 2: "Yarr, a captain always goes down with his ship.."
by drippy boy March 18, 2019
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the tung technique

The tung technique is a peculiar way of giving a blow job that involves twirling one’s tongue around the tip of the penis.
Person 1: “ stacey gave me the weirdest blow job ever, she twirled her tongue around my dick in a very weird way.”

Person 2: “that is called the tung technique… did you like it?”

Person 1: “kinda”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
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