suicide

A word that has a similar reaction when uttered to that of "bomb" in an airport while you are in school.
Fuck you Prof. Won, I'm going to commit suicide.

Uh yoo need to com wit me and we fix yoo uh problems wiht counseler.
by K-Mart Shopper September 20, 2003
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Suicide

A good solution to life's problems, that won't go away. Tired of seeing dr. after dr. being treated for depression.
I tried to kill myself in 2002. It's no guarantee that I won't do it again.
by Saints November 20, 2004
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suicide

a mixture of all the drinks in the soda fountain in equal measure or leaning towards the one's you like most, kinda gross, lots of kids like them

I've also heard of it being like poor man's casserole where you take everything left in the fridge and mix it in a jug and drink, alcohol, soda, juice, no matter
That kid is drinking a suicide
by jeka November 14, 2004
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Suicide

Life's version of rage-quitting.
"I'm gonna go jump off that cliff dude, ON PURPOSE!!"

"Naw dude, that' suicide!"
by iiToxicSX February 29, 2012
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suicide

Something which should not be joked about. Something which creates more than one victim.
Its easy to joke about suicide but think about who you may be hurting before you do it- some wounds never heal.
A family friend commited suicide and left his children behind. Its sad to think that something which took him a matter of minutes to do will affect his children every minute for the rest of their lives.
by princessjill August 28, 2005
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Suicide

The thought that you get after something bad happens, like a friends death, or Trump becoming president.
Guy: Lemme touch your froggy ass

Kermit: I AM GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE
by Imsa_Cohost August 5, 2018
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suicide

something that isn’t the answer. please don’t do it. I know you’re struggling. I know shits hard. I love you though. I’m just a stranger on the internet but I love you so much. Your life is worth living. Please don’t end it. You’re so magical and amazing and wonderful.
Person 1 : “I wanna fucking kill myself.”
Person 2 : “Don’t. I love you so much and I couldn’t live without you. Suicide isn’t the answer.”

Or

Person 1 : “I’ve been thinking about committing suicide.”
Person 2 : “The National crisis line for the USA is 988, it’s available 24 hours a day and you can text or call.”
by Malic.E.Acid October 20, 2023
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