by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.
EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?
by CJ2024 March 5, 2024

Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true
by 14 y/o ping spoofer May 30, 2022

by DifferNC October 18, 2018

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.
by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.
John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-
James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.
John - Wow, what a ruler drooler
James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.
John - Wow, what a ruler drooler
by Getf3d August 26, 2013
