flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011

retractable ruler

Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.

EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?

by CJ2024 March 5, 2024

Bendy ruler

Skeppy.

Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true

by 14 y/o ping spoofer May 30, 2022

swerving ruler

A dope ruler. Lmao

Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.

by DifferNC October 18, 2018

ruler

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.

hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
.
..
*cling clang cling clang*

by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Ruler Drooler

The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.

John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-

James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.

John - Wow, what a ruler drooler

by Getf3d August 26, 2013