Ruler

A device used for measuring, but more efficient at refracting light into your classmate's eyes.

Man, Bob was being so annoying in math class. He was using the ruler to shine light in my eyes.

by Sadistic guy November 12, 2021

ruler

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.

hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
.
..
*cling clang cling clang*

by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

Ruler

Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff

Its hard plastic with numbers on it

ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead

by leomhm February 07, 2023

RuLer PS

Sabz mom neesher

RuLer PS

by Sharpy iOS November 20, 2021

Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 04, 2018

swerving ruler

A dope ruler. Lmao

Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.

by DifferNC October 18, 2018

retractable ruler

Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.

EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?

by CJ2024 March 05, 2024