Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
by WebsterHayls September 08, 2021
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marathon luck

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.
Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”
by ajcrites July 16, 2018
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Zelda Marathon

One of the coolest and most worthwhile online live-streaming game marathons in the history of online live-streaming game marathons. A group of 7 really cool dudes called Penguins in The Desert Productions host it. The marathon is held to help raise money for Big Brothers Big Sisters of St. Catharines, Ontario.
The second Zelda Marathon will start on December 10, 2010.
by WolfPakTakTiks December 06, 2010
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Poop Marathon

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea
-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!


-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!
by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009
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marathon underwear

The act of wearing an undergarment i.e. Underwear, boxers, panties for at least a week but can exceed a month. May also be soiled in some way and or be accompanied by a smell.
I liked the guy until i found out that he is known for his marathon underwear and it's stench.
by some guy1 June 16, 2010
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Toiletsex Marathon

When two friends are running to every toilet in a shopping center to have sex. Usual amount is at least 5.
Theres five toilet booths here, want a Toiletsex Marathon?
by pineapplemoonshinetheoriginal November 14, 2010
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running a marathon

to leave a group of people at random times to masturbate, then come back out of breath and play it off like nothing happened
John: "yo tom! where you at?"
5 minutes later
Tom: " sorry man i was running a marathon"
by South Wick September 07, 2010
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