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The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021
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