An a female facial structure resembles that of a much older man. Grandpa face is especially prominent in the girl's nose and mouth. Thin, curling lips are common.
Many times, grandpa face is attempted to be hidden by excessive makeup and blonde hair.
Many times, grandpa face is attempted to be hidden by excessive makeup and blonde hair.
Rostam: Man, that chick at the bar looks mad hot from the back
Ezra: Nah man, she has a totally grandpa face. I wouldn't hit that shit for nothin
Rostam: I heard that that, want to go smoke some dank bud?
Ezra: Nah man, she has a totally grandpa face. I wouldn't hit that shit for nothin
Rostam: I heard that that, want to go smoke some dank bud?
by Rostamb February 20, 2010
by MKDS March 17, 2008
woman; "you'd better not let grandpa daddy know we've been having sex!"
tween; "ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!"
tween; "ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!"
by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005
Grandpa hands is when you soak your hand in warm water for 20-30 minutes. When your hands are good and wrinkled you pleasure yourself, just like your grandpa used to.
Last night I sat in the hot tub to long so I thought I would take advantage of my grandpa hands and pleasure myself.
by mellow man 77 August 13, 2011
1: sprry, i was too busy last night
2: your mom was too busy last night
1: i was too busy with your grandpa last night
1: i was exhausted
2: your grandpa was exhausted last night
2: your mom was too busy last night
1: i was too busy with your grandpa last night
1: i was exhausted
2: your grandpa was exhausted last night
by Jillay December 06, 2006
A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 25, 2011
by suckmymiddletoe November 07, 2018