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the dirty torres

(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
by scogar August 7, 2009
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The Dirty Vegas

After a long night or drinking and aimless, unattached sex, one then proceeds to wear a fake mustache as a symbol of how dirty the night truly was.
"Just when I thought everyone had passed out, he came out of his room flaunting 'The dirty Vegas'.
by GravelKid February 25, 2011
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The Dirty Dog Cheese ball

When a "Dirty Dog" puts a cheese ball in a bung hole (preferably a girls) and then the girl proceeds to Fart out the cheese ball into the "Dirty Dogs" mouth.
Last night The White Knight executed The Dirty Dog Cheese ball perfectly.
by The Dirty Dog Cheeseball September 4, 2014
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The Dirty Doug

When you are fucking a girl and shit yourself then you blame it on the dog. (U+Dog = Doug)
Shit hit the fan when I gave my girl "The Dirty Doug"(She doesn't have a dog)
by Dirty Deuces June 11, 2018
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The Dirty Dunleavy

When a person, after engaging in mounted anal intercourse, immediately stands and walks over their prone partner, leaving a trail of anal discharge, lube, semen and excrement from genitals to hairline.

after Alaska's Governor Michael J. Dunleavy, whose betrayal of Alaskan's trust and ideals to big oil has left a large, black, oily skid mark on Alaskan politics.
"Oh, man... I thought last night was going to be the best sex I'd ever had, but as soon as I finished she popped up and gave me the Dirty Dunleavy! I needed 2 showers and a new set of sheets."
by f0-shizzle July 18, 2019
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The Dirty Samit

When a male twists his fingers to make it a swastika, then proceeds to shove it up another masculine ass hole, while saluting Adolf Hitler and praising Osama Bin Ladin at the same time
When I get home I’m going to pull out The Dirty Samit
by Steven Gostovski September 10, 2020
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The dirty beige

2 shots of espresso medium size no sugar.

And balls.
Chico needed his balls iced after preparing the dirty beige for Valerie.
by Maximus moridious January 30, 2021
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