An offensive act perpetrated by a social networking site "friend" that results in permanently unfriending the individual.
Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:
1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children
Unfriendable Offenses can include, but are not limited to:
1. Excessive postings about children
2. Excessive postings about health and children's health
3. Postings about every, ever-loving thing that you do
4. Unwarranted sexy talk via chat from a former classmate who is currently married with three children
Rod committed the worst of all unfriendable offenses; I asked him about his wife and kids and he told me what he was doing to his penis.
by tampa_girl_33611 April 28, 2010
abuseing the fuck out of a restaurant full of people and then paying for there meals and drinks knowing that your wealth will offend them..making you "offensively rich"
by King pants December 04, 2013
A cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.
This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.
This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.
Service Calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a Cartonable Offense
by daul porris June 17, 2011
(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"
While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"
by Sentinel408 September 09, 2009
To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.
by Tmaas May 17, 2018
Something that your mom is.
by $yd December 29, 2011
a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.
DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!
by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010