Tessa

Usually a nasty shovel-faced nag. It is the norm for one of these to go to College with a noticeable "V-Card"

Mike-"Dude, what the hell is wrong with that virgin?"
Bill-"The one who looks like she was attacked by a shovel?"
Mike-"Yeah."
Bill-"She's a Tessa."
Mike-"Oh."

by GaCaSm June 15, 2010

Tessa

Usualy an indian who is but ugly,

Yo dude that tessa is a wrongen right there
person 2:- drop kick

by tom manstoop March 24, 2009

Tessa

A girl with big boobs and a big ass that gives you a Bonner 🍆💦

Hey Tessa you look sexy

by Jack 777 December 13, 2018

Tessa

Goes great with a Tyson,Timmy ,or nick. Tessa is a strong lovable quirky person. She’s the person that will tell a person that she likes them right anyway. Tessa is mostly to be a athlete like a gymnast or a softball player , volleyball player

Omg is That Tessa ?
She’s really thicc

Omg did you know Tessa is dating nick

by Imagod12345 October 13, 2019

Tessa

My bitch cousin who wants to fuck any and all y'all Nebraskan boizzzzzz

A Tessa: "Find me a man I need to get my jimmies rustled"
Me: Fuck off

by Graceful Swan December 28, 2017

Tessa

Annoying and tired to hard to get attention

Man that girl is such a Tessa

by Mqjayhaw April 29, 2016

Tessa

Name of a white girl who gets too turnt too quick

Tessa got to turnt and passed out by 11 on homecoming night

by Tmerminod January 26, 2015