terd muffin

a fucktard or wigglesworth
a worthless person who would never make it to the show "average joe"
a person who acts fruity or with baby ruth mannerisms.
a person who sucks someone's ass to get a little closer...

Johnny acted like a softie to Jules Asner, what a terd muffin!!!

by Liz T December 17, 2003

Terd Burglar

The toilette bowl, bathroom

1) I Got to go see the Terd Burglar
2) See ya later Terd Burglar

by Randys spicy November 21, 2006

terd tapper

one who is willing to penetrate the anal opening (sphincter); also known as your asshole. *Terd tappers are normally referred as homos

Joe Smoe was a terd tapper who liked to put it in little johny's butt

by tweedonweed May 22, 2009

terd burglar

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.

by Shitcornfuckdick January 16, 2008

Terd Cutter

A fart ripped off that travels around an un pooed terd and picks up the scent.

You smell that? That's a terd cutter.

by D-Lyrix February 19, 2010

terd licker

one who licks terds.

Sparky why are you a terd licker?

by Royal Fartsniffer 86 November 05, 2012

Terd Knapper

1. A person or thing who is a complete idiot that is being annoying in any possible way


2. A person who steals crap and has intercourse with it.

1. -"Stop pinching your nipples in front of me you Terd Knapper, for G*d sake your a guy!

2. -"Yo Momma's a Terd Knapper!"

by Peanut Butter Eater June 12, 2008