Vermont teddy bear 

A very expensive and classic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

Vermont teddy bear by Clyde22 September 16, 2008

Wet teddy bear 

Gay bearded man love near water.

Those guys were all so happy out on the beach going at it like wet teddy bears.

Wet teddy bear by MitchellWay March 12, 2021

cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.

I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.

cross-eyed teddy bear by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014

out of the teddy bear club 

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.

"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."

out of the teddy bear club by leh February 19, 2007

Sex Teddy bear 

: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman

: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality

Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear”

Sex Teddy bear by Chief Kennedy October 23, 2020

blond teddy bear 

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

blond teddy bear by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

wet teddy bear table 

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

wet teddy bear table by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021