drunken tarzan

Drunken Tarzan is a sexual position where you invite someone back to your house and they watch you get a hand job while making direct eye contact.

Watching Bob get a drunken tarzan was the longest 2 minutes of my life.

by BeerdedWonder July 5, 2018

Posh Tarzan

To have a wank with a leopard print condom

‘Oh Barbara, he’s a real animal. Caught him having a posh Tarzan last week’

by anonymous March 15, 2023

Tarzan Anal Buster

The act of using a rope swing to penetrate the butthole of your partner causing immense pleasure and in some cases a pink sock.

At the river yesterday I pulled the old Tarzan Anal Buster on Amy. She's Ben waddling with a sore butthole since.

by GnarJ June 2, 2018

Tarzaning

“When using the toilet, let the feces hang out almost completely. Just before it drops, quickly shift your position so that it lands on the inner walls of the toilet. The feces will then leave a trail along the bowl as it slides down.”

I love Tarzaning my friends toilet after a huge meal.

by Mr dindu. June 27, 2025

Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.

EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"

by oobyek March 1, 2014

The Tarzan

When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass

Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass

by Kazrat March 18, 2022

Tarzan Twist

A move where you double up and double down onto a man when he is reading to swing from the trees. He wants to be tased so do it. The receiver will always be named peter and he most probably loves dogs a little too much to the point it is creepy.

Yo I just tarzan twisted my homie bro. Peter could not handle my gawk gawk 3000

by The Tarzan Man February 10, 2021