Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

Swooping

The act of shaking a baby violently in order to awaken it.

I was swooping the baby all morning to feed it.

by dick cheyney fucking mcguiver October 13, 2018

Spooling

Rejecting or being rejected

I was “spooling” hoes back to back.
Yesterday i was “spooled” by my crush.

by pappiguwop September 8, 2019

Swooping

Sweaty Pooping

I’m sorry I missed the meeting because I was swooping. I had the swoops

Steven hawking always has a mad case of the swoops

by JayRepublic January 4, 2020

swoozin

Acting a certain way due to being high, drunk, etc.

Did you see that kid? Mans been swoozin all day

by Mexicano8383 December 30, 2020

Swooping

When you cream pie your girl, and while shes on the way to the washroom, you stick your hand between her legs and scoop the cum from front to back. Then slap it into her face.

My wife kicked me out of the house because she doesnt like swooping

by JennybB==D February 10, 2021

Swooping

Swiping on your phone while pooping.

"Just taking my swooping break on Twitter in the bathroom."
"I liked your post on Instagram while swooping on the toilet."

by MaxMonster April 17, 2021