Swiftism

A cult-like religion centered around American singer-songwriter and actress Taylor Swift. People who believe in said religion are called Swifties, and I AM ONE OF THEM.

Person A: Hi.
Swiftie B: Can I suggest a playlist for you to play?
Person A: Ok...

*Person A plays the playlist and likes the music*

Swiftie B: That was God, I mean..., Taylor's music.
Swiftie A: Yay, I converted into Swiftism!

by 1989stan13 December 29, 2023

Swifties

A cult member to the world's most unethical singer.

Swifties will drink almond milk out a wine glass, shout uncontrollably for no reason and will engage in other terrifying acts.

by Birdah January 24, 2024

swifties

most annoying fandom in the fandoms history

swifties are so miserable

by realbitchesdictionary.com May 23, 2024

swifties

the exact defintions of people in the music fandom that need to be put in a mental assylum

Swifties need pysical help and are fucking demons

by 💎~Rashine~🤍 June 17, 2024

SWIFTED

When a girl cuffs her bf's feet and hands and pulls her g string up his ass

Girl 1: what did you do to your bf last night?
Girl 2: I swifted his ass
Girl 1: about time

by Budaboy2025 August 11, 2025

Swifties

The biggest glazers to ever exist.

Swifties are really annoying.

by DillionDog September 26, 2025

Swifter

Slur used to denote Taylor Swift fans, usually used in a pejorative context to assert superior musical taste or as an ad homimen to attack the character of the person presenting an argument instead of attacking the argument.

Person A: "Yo, you heard the new Taylor Swift album ?"
Person B: "What you think I'm some sort of fucking swifter ?"

by rex nihilum November 3, 2025