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swelled head

What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
by QuacksO April 9, 2020
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swell

The combination of the words "so" and "well".
Wow, you do that swell!

You learned the concept swell.

I can do this swell.
by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023
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Swell Pile

The anal prolapse occurring post passionate and vigorous penetration.
His swell pile was huge after I pegged him for three hours straight!
by yerahoremac December 27, 2024
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Swelling

She's swelling for the crowds.
by Sweet Sam November 27, 2017
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Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.
I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.
by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019
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Swell

1.) Scottish word for having such a bad hangover that your brain feels as if it has swollen right up to the back of your eyebrows. Your brain should also feel as if someone has released a hive of the loudest bees known to mankind inside it.

2.) When something is going very well.

3.) A word uses when something is to get bigger
1.) Aww man, my swell is awful today. If I had a thousand fire-ants in there it'd be better than how it feels right now... wait... I did what last night?!

2.) That blow job I received was swell, she gave pretty good head.

3.) I'm sorry sir, it appears the results of your S.T.I test came back positive, use this cream and hopefully it won't swell any further.
by MathleteBSquared November 16, 2016
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Love swells

When you give such a good dicking thay swell up
Damn I gave Trudy the love swells last night, she can't walk straight today
by EWC2K17 June 2, 2017
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