jackson sweeney

fat ass cunt that thinks he loses weight

God Jackson Sweeney is fucking fat.

by Dylan Thorn November 12, 2017

sweeney

a selfish manipulting ugly ass pick me cunt who has no sense of humour what so ever and is depresso expresso and cant do anything without hating himself. he is so fat and ugly and just look slike chopped shit

"yo is that sweeney"
"yes bro he looks so chopped and fat and ugly"
"no but literally i honestly feel bad for jessica for dating him"
"i dont know what she saw in him"
"she deserves to be with a guy 10000000x hotter"
"i agree"

by ihatesweeneyjamesalexander March 5, 2025

blake sweeney

blake sweeney or more commonly referred to as Finn Lewis. Blake is A team material because of his recently acquired best and fairest medal for basketball, while averaging 2 points per game. Blake possesses a yee yee ass haircut while still being the "coolest kid in the grade." He claims that he pulls a lot of bitches but we all know that this is CAP.

Person 1: blake sweeney is so cool
Person 2: yea i dont know how he goes it with that yee yee ass haircut
Person 1: yea i also heard that he pulls a lot of bitches
Person 2: yea he was just lying we all know he doesn't

by YourRightNut November 20, 2022

sweeney

a depressing loner stinky teenage boy who has a small penis and a massive ego but is to frigid to make a mover even after dating for two months. he hates himself to an extent and has a weird relationship with your older sisters boyfriend. he is clapped and chopped and looks like he just came out of a failed "build your own boyfriend" with his unshaven moustache and yellow teeth and his chopped ah haircut. he repeats one outfit every single day and he never takes a shower and never talks to you in public if he sees you and you are dating. everytime you say anything about yourself he will make it about his depressing, antisocial, self loathing, loner life trying to make you feel bad for him bc he thinks its "rizz." when he finally wants to break up with you, which you have secretly wanted to break up with him forever but you couldnt bc you were scared he was going to kill himself, he ghosts you for a sold week acting like nothings hapening while shit talking about you to your sister, then when you finally confront him and break up with him he takes it nonchalantly which is so strange since he literally like 2 days ago called you the love of his life and how your so perfect, telling you that he never loved you and then he goes and tells everyone that he broke up with you but that never happened because you actually broke up with him. his ego is to high.

"whos that guy over there"
"thats sweeney"
"oh hell no is that that guy that is like super depressing even though he has a perfect life and has a chance to go to italy bc of soccer and could be set for life but he doesnt want to because he wants to quit soccer bc its "too much pressure?""
"yeah and he also is like a total dick to every single girl he has ever dated so no surprise that he is gay because he is so chopped and has no communication skills what so ever?"
"YEP"
"ew he is so ugly"
"fr he needs to shave his moustache and get new clothes"

by ihatesweeneyjamesalexander March 5, 2025

Sweeney

A Leprechaun from Florida with a small penis who has a weak pull out game and no skill in a car or on a bike.

Watch Sweeney over there, he has to park facing downhill so he doesnt drop his bike trying to take off.

by greenwithnb September 10, 2023

Sweeney

Another word for a dick or penis, often used in the suburbs of Norfolk to describe a person with large genitals.

Finn has an extremely large sweeney.

by Finnbigdick June 4, 2018

upa sweeney

an uprising against an unfair maths teacher.

Person 1: Man, my maths teachers keeping me in all day );
Person 2: u know what they say, upa Sweeneys

by yesdabsis December 17, 2018