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Swecial

Matt is swecial <3
by EBC 24 November 11, 2010
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Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.
Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.
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Swedish Snot Rocket

When one cums in another's nose, and that person shoots it back into the first person's mouth.
She gave me a Swedish snot rocket, it was great, take me to the clinic.
by iwubwubwubyou August 29, 2013
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Swedish House Mania

1. The mental state of a person when they come home with a car full of IKEA stuff and stay up all night putting it together.

2. The rage that occurs when you are staring at a set of IKEA instructions and can't decipher the illustrations, and you throw your hands up in despair. Symptoms include arguing with your significant other; and throwing or kicking pieces, tools or hardware across the room.

3. The mad combination of adrenaline and frustration you get, when you're running around the self-service area trying to find all the different packages you need for one item.

4. When you are waiting in line 10 minutes before closing, fuming and having a meltdown because you're standing behind 30 people with their carts overflowing with stuff, and you just want to get your meatballs and GTFO.
1. Taylor and I bought a few Pax wardrobes at IKEA this weekend, drank a bunch of coffee and spent 16 hours putting it together. We were up till 4 in the morning! Talk about Swedish House Mania...

2. Well, the bookshelf got a few scratches on it when Steven smacked it with the hammer in a fit of Swedish House Mania.

3. I swear we couldn't find Aisle 3, bin 24, where the doors were supposed to be for that cabinet we were buying. I got Swedish House Mania at the thought of having to come back for it another day.

"IKEA was a shitshow last night. It looked like everyone in line had Swedish House Mania, waiting to check out." or, "I was sick of sleeping on the floor, so I finally I braved the Swedish House Mania at IKEA the other night, to get a new bed."
by CreativeInsomniac May 14, 2015
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swedish monkey wrench

My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench
by L-Boogyyyy June 26, 2018
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Swedish Chili Dog

When a man shits on a woman’s breasts and titty fucks her.
Ronda was begging for a Swedish chili dog so I loaded up on Taco Bell, sprayed some trouser chili on her chest and titty fucked that bitch.
by Neck Baster 420 69 October 2, 2021
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