sweaty swisher

the insertion of someone's testicles into another person's mouth, who then "swishes" them around with their tongue (usually in a circular motion).

The slumber party was a success only after the "drunken" teenager gave everyone a sweaty swisher in their sleep.

by HJMaster69 December 16, 2008

SBC aka sweaty butt crack

When your outside and its so hot u have sweat running down the crack of your ass SBC aka sweaty butt crack.

I was on a date the other afternoon at the park and had some serious SBC aka sweaty butt crack going on and was freaked out she would notice!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

sweaty size

Obese people that order GO BIG serving with a diet coke.

Gimme two sweaty size combo's and a diet coke.

by EH of HB November 5, 2007

Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 19, 2008

sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

Sweaty Toilet

Butt sex in a sauna.

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."

by The Sweaty Toilet King March 6, 2010

Sweaty Pool Boy

alcoholic shot.
1/3 rumplemintz
1/3 jim beam
1/3 vanilla vodka

You: Man I am going to get you a sweaty pool boy.
Them: Oh ok, what's in it?
You: just think of what a sweaty pool boy would taste like.

by Kaph March 26, 2010