swear

When someone doesn't believe what you just said. Sort of like "No way!"

Math teacher: "You can use any notes you take in this class on the test."
Student: "Swear!"

by daphoneplayer September 9, 2018

swearatility

The act, process, or result of altering or modifying (either by injecting or affixing) profane language into general vocabulary in order to express and emphasize one's anger, surprise, exhilaration, or any other emotion.

instances of swearatility below include the usage of "regoddamndiculous," "absofrickinlutely," and "monotone-ass":

Sydney: "That's regoddamndiculous. Why can't she just make the macaroni salad herself!?"

Isaiah: "Nice shoes."
Heather: "Absofrickinlutely!"

Izzy: "Where's my pillow? I need to get to class now."
Airon: "Explain."
Izzy: "My professor's monotone-ass voice puts me right to sleep."

by Kevin_K May 24, 2006

swaffelen

To slam ones dick - often repeatedly - against the Taj Mahal.

The dutch student was suspended after posting a video of him swaffelen. the infamy made swaffelen the word of the year in 2008 in both the Netherlands and Belgium.

by PB&J112915 February 28, 2017

Brother Swear

An eternally binding act of hooking middle fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

If one breaks the rules of the brotherswear, it will result in a swift kick to the testicles.

" YO DAWG THE FIVE-O ARE PARKED OUTSIDE "

" SHEEIT SON, BROTHER SWEAR ? "

by OG-PIMP-HUSTLA April 11, 2010

swaffelen

To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face

My g/f really loves it when i swaffelen her

by steroy jenkins March 11, 2009

Camp Seafarer

The hottest pretty girls on the East Coast

Boy 1: Who's that hott preppy girl?
Boy 2: A Camp Seafarer Girl of course!

by Libbz December 23, 2004

i swear

An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.

I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky

by carpentertom May 26, 2006