Cum Shot Surprise

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.

"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"

by that one guy with a huge penis February 3, 2012

salty surprise

When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.

I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.

by Giver of Salty surprises December 26, 2013

Surproused

Surprisingly-Aroused.
When you are surprised to become aroused by something (most likely something rather unusual)

Philip was surproused when he saw an old lady trip over the curb.

by bassbassbass September 10, 2009

george washington surprise

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"

Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.

by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007

Center Valley Surprise

Getting a load of cum in the ear.

"I am totally going to Center Valley Surprise you!"

by Iceboxtechie January 13, 2007

Tuxedo Surprise

A French Exit while wearing a Tuxedo

Of course I will do a French Exit, but a Tuxedo Surprise? No way, what do I look like some sort of Bourgeoisie ?

by tharound1 January 18, 2018

creampie surprise

When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.

When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she's gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.

by MilwArchGuy January 6, 2008