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Superdanks

The self-proclaimed headiest of the heady hipsters/hippies/trustafarii/dubsteppers/etc . . . self-righteous, image based, shallow, extremely culture-conscious festival goers or marijuana growers. They Generally reside in the West, especially Santa Rosa, Bend, Eugene, the state of Colorado, N. Cali, and up into BC with special attention given to Kelowna and Nelson and a growing number in Missoula, MT. Generally a transplant form a larger area where their ego is not allowed to strangle the canopy.

Middle to upper class, 19-35 YO. A large number of Superdanks will artificially elevate themselves from the pack through custom made, frequently changing religious and/or dietary choices.
Naw, they're Superdanks. Maybe they don't eat kale this week, and our wine choice will insult their god(s)(esses). She's going to want to spin fire in the backyard, even though it's only ten by ten, and their pitbull will shit on the patio. I haven't cleansed the obsidian recently, the bong cost under $300, wasn't handblown-- and may not be spotless. I don't want to hear the same stories about Nepal. or India. or Thailand. or Costa Rica all over again. And she's going to leave a trail of peacock or other feathers and/or glitter for me to pick up later. And then we can't invite David and Yvonne over b/c they have kids, and Sumeria and Ben-I feel weird about children.
by justBeeeeee July 1, 2011
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superKAR

the coolest person you'll ever meet. has superpowers. *note the KAR part must be in capitals.
it's a bird! no! it's a plane! IT'S superKAR!!!!
by a cow May 2, 2005
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superdad

A dad that is super.
Superdad just saved the world again!
by Zisterwald July 22, 2005
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Anti superdry faggot

Complains about the ammount of people that wear sueperdry jackets, claiming that they are stupid, gay, pointless, chavy(?), common, etc. This hatred usually comes from pure envy, as they cannot afford a Superdry Jacket themselves.
Anti superdry faggot: OMG!!! Another Superdry jacket wearing loser! Why do so many people think they are cool!

Guy: Just because you cannot afford one mate...no need to be bitter.
by ncjb February 25, 2011
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Supermarket

A place where you can buy guns such as AK47's ect. and all kinds of drugs such as coke,LSD ect. A place where gangs get a lot of there stuff.
John went to see what he can find at the supermarket.
by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009
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supercar

A term coined by motoring journalists to define extremely expensive, beautiful and fast cars. Supercars are heavy on fuel and cost an alsolute bomb to maintain. They are created as both high-performance track cars and head-turners. Supercars are very aerodynamic.

A supercar must have a speed that will not be matched by any normal road car. This basically means faster than top-spec beamers or so. Roughyl 175mph.

Supercars are excellent in every aspect- except cost.
Notes: muscle cars are not supercars. They are just heavy on fuel. They are not fast, they are not aerodynamic, they are not nice looking, they have terrible handling.


Tuned up sports cars are not supercars. They will fuck out quickly because they have the lifespan of a house-fly.

NSX or similar are not supercars. There is no such thing as a cut price supercar.



To qualify, modern supercars would have to be around the 200mph mark. As you may notice, this does not automatically include all ferrari's. The 166 inter struggled to make 100mph.


A supercar is something that few people will ever drive, and fewer will even own. Basically, unless it smokes practically everything that isn't tuned to fuck, it's good.
by Gumba+Gumba March 21, 2004
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Supermarket Slam

When you go on the item check out conveyor belt completely naked with your legs spread with a bar code on your dick and while going down the conveyor belt your dick lands in a girls pussy and since the scanner is right where your penis is at the end of the conveyor belt it scans the bar code and beeps. The price comes out to 69¢.
"Hey baby, do you wanna try the supermarket slam?"
by FoxIncorporated June 11, 2018
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