samsuri

perfectionist

you're are so samsuri . everything that you want must be done perfectly!

by monglee August 20, 2016

Sumsang

A knockoff electronic device like a phone

Jimmy has a knockoff smartwatch that he bought on eBay
“Hey jimmy nice sumsang watch!”

Jimmy *cries*

by Possession August 25, 2018

Samsung E-girl

a sexy girl that advertises Samsung phones, but she super smexy, and the rule 34 artists love her almost as much as the busty vampire woman

Person 1: "hey, did u see the Samsung E-girl?"
Person 2: "Yah, and she is really sexy, too"

by YourPersonOfSmexyness June 4, 2021

Samsung Refrigerator

Philza Minecraft's c! Wife aka Wilburs dsmp mum

"Omg i cant believe philza fuqqed The Samsung Refrigerator"

by SamsungRefridgator October 2, 2021

sumsypops

Sumsypops is very beautiful and cute asf <3

Person 1: Have you seen how beautiful Sumsypops is

Person 2: Yeah bro i cummed in my pants

Person 1: Thats kinda weird...

by Logwebman December 15, 2021

Staff Suasuage

Army slang for a Staff sergeant that hates their life and probably hates you

Staff Suasuages wife left him last night so he's a bit pissy

by Aperson124 October 19, 2021

samsung blackjack

A new PDA phone that is offered by Cingular that is the most awesome phone ever. It has a music player and it is comparable to the Moto Q--and is made by a better company. It also is known as a mini computer that uses the internet. It is the blackjack because of it's color and its ability to do five things at once.

All the people in the ghetto wants one of those samsung blackjack phones--it's the new thing.

by A. N. O'nymous January 1, 2007