On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.
by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008
Get the purple helmet yogurt slinger mug.n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.
Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.
by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009
Get the knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk mug.a word used primarily by glaswegian and irish sailors to refer the city of Singapore, usually in reference to the prevalence of brothels and prostitues therein.
by The Irish Skipper May 6, 2009
Get the Slingawhore mug.same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.
Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.
by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009
Get the Slinging Brown mug.The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."
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Get the garage saling mug.Masturbating and pulling back the penis while tea-bagging your partner. Then as you orgasm you let your penis flop down striking the person in the face and spreading goo all over.
Whilst a young lady is enjoying a teabag session. The courteous male would hold his phalice out of the way so he can see her pretty smile. He continues to masturbate until orgasm and as he reaches his climax, he lets go of his penis slapping the young lass right in the eye delivering a perfect st. louis slingshot. OOOOH, that's gonna leave a mark. Welcome to St. Louis.
by arhandjeo April 7, 2008
Get the St. Louis Slingshot mug.Employees at Godiva or other high end chocolate shops or factories. Chocolate slingers are specifically characterized by their judgmental nature and disapproval of your chocolate purchases.
"She rolled her eyes at me when I asked for banana chocolate truffles! It's not like she's Mrs. Godiva or anything... she's a friggin' chocolate slinger!"
by mimi marquez September 10, 2008
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