suicide

A word that has a similar reaction when uttered to that of "bomb" in an airport while you are in school.

Fuck you Prof. Won, I'm going to commit suicide.

Uh yoo need to com wit me and we fix yoo uh problems wiht counseler.

by K-Mart Shopper September 20, 2003

Suicide

A good solution to life's problems, that won't go away. Tired of seeing dr. after dr. being treated for depression.

I tried to kill myself in 2002. It's no guarantee that I won't do it again.

by Saints November 20, 2004

suicide

a mixture of all the drinks in the soda fountain in equal measure or leaning towards the one's you like most, kinda gross, lots of kids like them

I've also heard of it being like poor man's casserole where you take everything left in the fridge and mix it in a jug and drink, alcohol, soda, juice, no matter

That kid is drinking a suicide

by jeka November 14, 2004

Suicide

Life's version of rage-quitting.

"I'm gonna go jump off that cliff dude, ON PURPOSE!!"

"Naw dude, that' suicide!"

by iiToxicSX February 29, 2012

suicide

Something which should not be joked about. Something which creates more than one victim.
Its easy to joke about suicide but think about who you may be hurting before you do it- some wounds never heal.

A family friend commited suicide and left his children behind. Its sad to think that something which took him a matter of minutes to do will affect his children every minute for the rest of their lives.

by princessjill August 28, 2005

Suicide

The thought that you get after something bad happens, like a friends death, or Trump becoming president.

Guy: Lemme touch your froggy ass

Kermit: I AM GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE

by Imsa_Cohost August 5, 2018

Suicide

Where you choose death over life. I wouldn't wish it on anyone as suicidal thoughts are horrible. I can talk from experience as I've attempted suicide twice.

I've attempted suicide twice, but I've kept fighting and I'm still here. 💖💪🏻

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022