stretching your tackle

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...

- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."

by PurePlayaz June 7, 2005

Streicher

to get insanely drunk an fuck up your life 'cause some retards in a forum told you "Asbach Uralt" (a german schnaps) is the damn thing to go for in the morning

"My girlfriend just left me. I think i'll make the Streicher now."

"My life sucks. I'm going for the Streicher now."

by zentrum March 5, 2009

stretched out whore

A woman whose pussy has been pounded so much that fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I finally got to nail Cathy the other night. I never knew what a stretched out whore she was, cause her beef curtains were hanging down to the ground.

by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

stretch top hat

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.

I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.

by brentstopher February 5, 2008

Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.

"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"

by Griff Law April 6, 2015

Stretched Ham

A gaping anus. Achieved through fisting or sexual penetration with a girthy cock or sex toy. See gaping.

Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.

Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

T Shirt Stretchers

When a woman wears a shirt so tight, her boobs look like they are stretching it. The boobs are then called T Shirt Stretchers.

Daaamn.. Look at those girls T Shirt Stretchers.

by PhillMcRacking27 May 18, 2010