Stressed but Blessed

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.

I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed

by novasmack September 9, 2010

Stressfucked

(n). To be so stressed out, that you are consequently fucked.

Courtney: How's it going Mark?
Mark: I'm stressfucked, I have five papers due tomorrow and I haven't started any!
Courtney: Dude, that sucks!

by Courtneyg515 October 16, 2008

StraussKhanderSloot

To sleep with the maid at a cheap hotel. Or any hotel.

After a 4-Day run at the Days Inn I was awoken by a knock from the cleaning lady. I had no choice but to strausskhandersloot it.

by tommy Ghostbuster December 13, 2012

Stressarrhea

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.

I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.

by Autmrane January 29, 2018

stress-free

Something I haven't felt since I was a wee child. Ah, the days.

Person A: "What's being stress-free feel like?"

Person B: "Stress...free? Oh yeah, that! That's something I dream of."

by Jazjo November 1, 2018

Strawster

Noun/
Someone who lacks so much personality that they are considered ‘thin minded’ and thus a ‘strawster’.

‘Hey, have you been talking to Dave recently?’
‘Nah. I can’t be bothered. He comes off as a strawster to me.’

by Eggberts-and-toast October 7, 2019

Stress Coma

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.

I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.

by madeye99 July 9, 2020